I love writing song parodies, so here's a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer". It's meant to be being sung by Ray at the beginning of the movie as he's telling Venkman about the library ghost.
Alice got scared senseless by a spirit At the library; I don't deceive! You can say there's no such thing as spectres, But as for me and Egon, we believe
She was walking through the bookshelves It seemed like a normal day But then a ghost appeared and shushed her Then she roared and scared the hapless dame away Then when Egon took a reading At the scene where it took place He got numbers that were soaring! Why I almost saw excitement on his face!
Alice got scared senseless by a spirit At the library; I don't deceive! You can say there's no such thing as spectres, But as for me and Egon, we believe
Now, I'm really proud of Egon He's been thinking all this through See him writing on his notepad Drinking coke and planning our next thing to do He thinks we should go back pronto And see if the ghost's still there And we just can't help but wonder Will we catch that spooky ghost Or run in fear? (Venkman: Run in fear!)
Alice got scared senseless by a spirit At the library; I don't deceive! You can say there's no such thing as spectres, But as for me and Egon, we believe
Now, we're packing our equipment To check that library out We've brought all our pens and notebooks And we'll look and see just what made Alice shout I've warned all my friends and neighbours If you do not want a scare They should never give directions To a woman who's a-floating in the air!
Alice got scared senseless by a spirit At the library; I don't deceive! You can say there's no such thing as spectres, But as for me and Egon, we believe
Alice got scared senseless by a spirit At the library; I don't deceive! You can say there's no such thing as spectres, But as for me and Egon, we believe
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